A bum approaches a well-dressed gentleman on the street. “Hey, Buddy, can you spare two dollars?” The well-dressed gentleman responds “You are not going to spend in on liquor are you?” “No, sir, I don’t drink” retorts the bum. “You are not...
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband walking around with a fly swatter
“What are you doing?” she asked
“Hunting flies” He responded
“Oh, killing any?” She Asked
“Yep, three males, two females,” he repliced